Total Medals Earned: 1,104 (From 160 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,295 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (35/35 points)
You can always use giblets if there aren't any severed heads lying around.
Cut more than prices in half.
asSALT the elf.
You pulled him off.
...or roast limbless elf corpse, whatever.
Remember the true meaning of Christmas and pray to RoboJesus.
It's a rerun... damned Christmas specials.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (45/95 points)
get at least 1400 love points
get at least 1400 social life points
get at least 1400 hobbies points
get at least 1400 career points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
get at least 14 combos
get a 23x multiplier for any aspect of life
Medals Earned: 11/13 (75/90 points)
all according to plan
ED is a serious issue
you really like dogs, don't you?
thank god the dog was just a dream
just talk to the girl already, jesus
split your head in gamestop
woo the gamestop girl
who eats in the middle of class?
ew, you wiped it on your clothes?
get your fannypack back from the dog
get outta gamestop without issues
a nice guy tries to give a gift...
fuck yeah, cheetos
Medals Earned: 10/10 (50/50 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
OMG YOU DID IT!!!!111
congratulations, you don't suck at this game
that was easy, innit?
Medals Earned: 28/28 (240/240 points)
Hatching a plan.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Beat up 30 dudes
Medals Earned: 3/3 (25/25 points)
start the game
Defeated the easy difficulty level!
Defeated the hard difficulty level!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
You have successfully sharted!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
A dream?
Start the game